Remember, about two months ago, when James Deen created a section on his website for would-be sex partners to apply to bang him, provided they were prepared to do so on camera? Well, that was real. And James picked one of the women who submitted herself, who has since?written about her experience?for that website Brightest Young Things.?Unfortunately, Jen Tisdale (who appears in the film as Gwen Derringer) leaves out pretty much every possible detail you would know about how it is like fucking ?the earth’s most beloved straight male porn star. (Luckily, there’s video famous that.) While I wish there were more dirty details on the particular boning, Tisdale, who’s a comedian, does a great job detailing the entire weird process of going to LA to bang a famous porn star, from why she did it (“Why not?”), towards the first date-esque jitters (“What if he doesn’t think I’m attractive? What if we don’t get along?”), towards the aftermath:
After he left I felt great. There aren’t many words in the English language more annoying compared to word empowered. Suppose feeling but swap it for a different word because I would appear to be a complete asshole basically tried on the extender. -?The fact that James and I exchanged several emails and talked a little prior managed to get all feel really simple. I hardly noticed your camera, the concept that lots of people would be viewing this soon, or what my ass was doing the entire time. Dear God, that which was my ass doing the whole time?
You can read the entire piece at Brightest Young Things. Plus, browse the NSFW trailer for James and Jen/Gwen’s porn here. Uh, and what are you currently waiting for? Affect FUCK JAMES DEEN, LADIES. [Brightest Young Things?via?The Daily Dot]