By The Bell” fans: Prepare to possess your minds blown. Adding to the too-long listing of porn spoofs that have rolled out of Porn Valley as of late, now there’s “Saved Through the Bell XXX.” Shockingly, it looks trashy and ridiculous.
“Your superheroes from Bayside High are 18 on and on WILD! Will Zack’s schemes work? Will Slater stop as being a girl-crazy Bubba? Will Lisa and Screech connect? Pick up a copy and discover!!!!!”
A real X-rated masterpiece, surely. Here’s hoping the theme song isn’t stuck in your mind all day long, because it is mine. Can someone shoot me?