Usually our mothers provide us with sound advice, like we need to use shaving cream and lotion to avoid razor burn. Or that that we should swallow our pride and apologize if we’ve done a problem. We’re on board with this particular stuff. But may, the items our mothers inform us are just really bizarre. In honor of A birthday, some motherly words of wisdom from questionable beliefs about bananas to misconceptions about our periods that made us go Huh?
My mom worked in the zoo whenever we were becoming an adult, so she’d always give me animal-related advice, like “Maybe you simply need a little space, like the rhino we quarantined today.”
Sleep without underwear onto air out your vagina.
Stay on the pill since you got your period when you were really young and you have to save the periods for later.
Don’t eat bananas simply because they cause stomach fat.
When I had been 16 and took it on oral contraceptives, she gasped and said, “You can’t have sex!”
Wear red underwear since it brings good luck.
If I die, I die.
No matter how poor or in debt you are, it is best to spend money on a good bra, just because a good foundation is essential.
Being a nun is definitely an underrated profession, since you could gain so much weight under that habit with no you might ever know!
You have only 24 hours to lock down a man before he’ll move ahead and forget you.