I remember the first and just time I visited Iceland. I was there for a brief layover on the way to Amsterdam. I am not exaggerating when I tell you that it looked as if I were landing around the moon. Not just that – but the airport looked like an unusual space station in the 1950s and all of the folks looked like sprightly clones. It was kind of wonderful, but a bit frightening. Kind of like a vintage episode from the “Twilight Zone.” If only I had stayed much more time, I would have discovered why all the Icelandic clones were grinning relentlessly. It wasn’t all the vodka they were consuming-apparently it was the elves. According to this video, Icelandic people often take part in something called “elf sex.”
Here’s how it works. These so-called elves or “hidden people” find horny men or women who are out alone wandering the deserted moon craters or whatever and appearance for them. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill, gnome-like creatures; these elfin people are tall and beautiful and emit a particular kind of light from their skin. If you’re not sold already, I should mention that they are also great at dirty talk, able to sexually read your mind, extremely flexible, masters at oral sex, and allegedly provide you with the orgasm in your life every single time. Maybe that’s what Bjork is definitely singing about? [VBS TV]