Sex while sick ? It’s cold and flu season, which means that either you, the person you’re sleeping with, or the two of you are probably sick with some types of plague right now. There are few things less sexy than snot, sneezing, headaches, and coughing fits, but nevertheless, when you’re confined to sleep for days, and you’ve got tired of naps and TV marathons, you’re going to get horny. It is simply often necessity. Much more so when you and your partner are sick in bed together – at some point the memories from the healthy sex you had with each other is going to outweigh how disgusting you are feeling, and you’ll find yourselves humping out of instinct. Here’s steps to make probably the most fun and the least snot when you have sick sex-
- DON’T attempt to provide a blowjob with a stuffy nose because you will suffocate.
- DO try doggy style to prevent having to take a look at one another’s red, snotty, cold-medicine-drunk faces.
- DON’T sneeze to your lady’s vagina or your man’s ballsack. If you think you might blow snot at any second, skip the 69ing altogether.
- DO?make like Jennifer aniston in “Pretty Woman” and do not kiss around the mouth.
- DON’T forget to keep a box of tissues nearby to ensure that if you do sneeze or get snot on your partner, you can wipe up without totally killing the mood.
- DO have an orgasm because it acts as a natural decongestant, headache reliever and sleep aid.
- DO enjoy a post-sex snack of hot chicken noodle soup,
- DON’T get rough. Jackhammering will turn a feverish headache into a splitting migraine.
- DO take non-drowsy cough syrup at least 30 minutes before you get going. Nothing ruins the atmosphere just like a phlegmy coughing fit while you are pumping away.
- DO try?it in the shower therefore the steam (both literal and figurative) can help soothe your congestion.
- DON’T get offended if he can’t stay hard for long or you can’t climax. Remember, your genitals are feeling sickly too. At least you tried!
Can you have sex when you have a cold?