Earlier now, I read a tale in regards to a 52-year-old Mexican person called Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who claims he’s a 19-inch penis, which, if verified to be real, will make it the biggest record?penis on the planet -significantly larger than the current record holder, Jonah Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches soft and 13.5 inches hard.
I chose to ignore this story, since i occur to think that 19-inches is not?the length of the biggest penis in the world. That honor belongs to a man named TC, with a 22-inch cock.
I wrote about him earlier this year following a friend discovered his profile on Tinder, and that he and I exchanged a few emails, with him swearing down and up that his 22-inch dick is the real deal, the effect of a medical problem he had like a kid. I am inclined to believe people when they tell me things, especially when they use medical words I don’t understand, so I frankly wasn’t everything impressed with Cabrera’s alleged 19-inch dong, though I had been tempted to email TC?to ask him if he wanted to let this guy steal the fame that is rightfully he’s. I still might do this. (TC?if you happen to be reading this, let’s Skype! The spotlight could be yours!!!)
But first! I suddenly seem like I can not avoid?writing about Cabrera’s cock, as there is now?video. TMZ has this exclusive take a look at Carbrera’s wang? -?which has been made slightly less NSFW with what seems to be the lower limb of a woman’s pantyhose – and all the things he is able to use it for funzies. Like licking the tip! And weighing it! (It’s two?fucking pounds of alleged man meat BTW.) Bonking it on the head together with his other head! Watch it above, but bear in mind it’s NSFW.
Now, I’m sure that some of y’all will be bubble bursting and decry this guy’s junk as, well,?bunk.?But you were wrong concerning the woman using the cat hair in her own vagina, weren’t you?! It can be time you guys listened to me about crazy-sounding genitals -?I think I have proven myself to have a good gut instinct about this stuff.?And the conclusion I have arrived at is that while Cabrera’s penis is impressive, it’s not the biggest in the world. And dammit, someday I’ll find a way to prove it, simply to myself via Skype.