Today in news that’s exactly zero percent shocking, the Journal for Creative Behavior released a study that lets you know nothing you didn’t already know by what men and women find sexy. The study, made by a school of Pennsylvania professor, interviewed 815 men and women undergraduates and asked these to rank various creative pursuits on a scale of 1 (sexually unattractive) to 5 (sexually attractive). Needless to say, men didn’t rank a woman’s love of computer skills as at the top of their list. What exactly do men find sexy?
1. Spontaneous road trip.
2. Playing sports.
3. Performing in dance.
4. Wearing a distinctive style.
5a. Creating a clever remark.
5b. Recording music.
6a. Producing a video.
6b. Styling hair within an interesting way.
7a. Performing comedy.
7b. Taking artistic photographs.
8a. Performing inside a play.
8b. Painting pictures.
8c. Drawing pictures.
8d. Inventing new recipes.
8e. Writing music.
9a. Participating in a drama production.
9b. Directing a brief film.
9c. Playing in an orchestra.
9d. Making useful or decorative objects.
9e. Writing short stories.
9f. Making sculptures.
10a. Making clothes.
10b. Performing inside a video clip.
10c. Writing plays.
10d. Street performing.
11. Event planning.
12a. Interior design.
12b. Making websites.
12c. Growing and gardening.
12d. Exterior decorating.
12e. Renovating old or antique objects.
12f. Writing magazine articles.
13a. Making ad campaigns.
13b. Writing journal articles.
13c. Writing speeches.
14a. Entering projects or papers right into a science contest.
14b. Presenting scientific or mathematical papers.
14c. Developing scientific experimental designs.
14d. Constructing scientific or technical objects.
15. Working on an original computer program.
Clearly, no real surprises here, except perhaps that ladies who love spontaneous road trips came in to begin with.?Anybody who thinks a spontaneous road trip (or someone who suggests one) is sexy is clearly a lunatic who harbors kidnapping fantasies. I’ll never advise a spontaneous road trip, because car journeys kill relationships. Apart from that, women who program computers are shit at a complete loss, much like women who like math, or science, or writing, or speaking. However, you know, keep styling your hair in interesting ways and hang up in there!